Odd Halloween

Odd Halloween

Wouldn’t it be funny if…

Two pumpkins walk together down the street. As they pass a supermarket, the little one says to the big one, “Daddy! Daddy! Can we carve a human this Halloween?”

A broom zips by, flying on the back of a witch.

A black cat passes under a ladder, dropping a glass salt shaker onto a mirror, shattering both, and ending the universe as we know it.

Spiders and snakes race away in fear as small children chase after them.

Dracula and his bride sit in a pizza parlor, eating garlic bread and watching Frankenstein do a comedy act for a large group of villagers.

Wolfman walks into a barber shop and asks for ‘A little off the top.’

Freddy, Jason and Michael Myers sit in a theater, screaming in terror as they watch ‘Dumb and Dumber.’

Zombies sip Champaign in a café.

Leatherhead stands at a rack of ‘Get well’ cards, deciding between a smiley face card and one with a pretty flower on it.

The children of the corn and the creatures from ‘The hills have eyes’ are having a vegetarian picnic in a park.

Stephen King sits in a field of flowers, reading a book on anger management.

Goblins stand around a fire, holding hands and singing ‘Kum by yah.’

Ghosts wait at a Laundromat for their sheets to dry.

The Mummy sits on the sideline with his personal trainer, getting re-taped.

The Loch-ness monster is taking pictures of Bigfoot, standing on a billboard waving and saying, “Here I am, look at me.” But no one notices.

‘The Blob’ and ‘The Thing’ elope.

Tokyo sued Godzilla for damages.

A bat flew into an eyeglass factory.

The Monster Mash was a trash compactor used to recycle old, worn out monsters.